On The Lighter Side January/February 2010

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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn’t think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, “That’s the first time I’ve ever seen carp-to-carp walleting.”

An old blacksmith wanted to quit working so hard, so he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. “Don’t ask me a lot of questions,” he told the boy. “Just do whatever I tell you to do.” One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. “Get that hammer from over there,” he said. “When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard.” Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.

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One Response »

  1. Michael Rogers on January 23rd, 2010 at 2:14 am :

    Pastor John went to visit an old women from his church.While he was visiting with her she baked him a cake so that he could take it home with him.When he got home him and his wife noticed there was something different about the cake.The old women didn’t know that her sugar she made the cake with had ants in it.So Pastor John throw away the cake but he didn’t won’t to break the news to the old lady .The next day the old women called to see how Pastor John and his wife liked the cake she had made for them.Pastor John told the old lady a cake like yours sure doesn’t last long around our house.

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